My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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