as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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