Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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