My nipple is on Facebook.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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