Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Randomize
