Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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