we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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