Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
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Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I DEMAND FORESKIN
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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