OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
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WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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