dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
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I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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