If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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