wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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