id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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