hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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