I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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