Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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