Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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