when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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