ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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