"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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