please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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