I'm so fucking centered right now
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Randomize
