My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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