508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Randomize
