i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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