that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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