The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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