I'm drive I can fine osifer
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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