went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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