She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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