going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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