Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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