can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
We don't watch enough power rangers
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
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