It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She's the barista slut.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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