So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
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not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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