he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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