WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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