her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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