Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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