i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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