I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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