whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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