butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Randomize
