She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
