im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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