Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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