is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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