Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Just high enough for therapy.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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