The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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