I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
And then he peed in my hair
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