weddingsv make me drug and hornr
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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