Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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