What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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