I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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